Are You Coming?!?

               Unlimited funds. Excellent friends. Great weather. Why not?   I am going to throw a “small” intimate get together for some of my closest friends to celebrate life. This party will take place on February 8, 2014 at the Chenonceau Palance in France (I will make arrangements to fly you out on my private jet February 6).  The party will begin at 5 P.M on Saturday February 8 and will last until Monday noon.  Boy, what I have in store for you. My personal chef and food connoisseur, Geoffrey Zakarian, who has just returned from Yerevan, where he was exploring the unique art of Armenian cuisine, which he will incorporate into his scrumptious food, will prepare for you only the best. Some of the highlights include Beluga Caviar with imported goat cheese and White Truffle Pudding, which would be flown from Yerevan for your enjoyment. For the main course, Chef Zakarian will prepare for us Warm Lobster in Summer Preparation, his signature dish, and Samundari Khazana. Now, for dessert, we are going to have a choice of Madagascar chocolate, Frozen Haute Chocolate Ice Cream with a Dansuke Watermelon, Jackfruit, and Armenian Pomegranate parfait and many more. For entertainment, we will have   Andrea Bocelli performing in the rose garden, Alan Hovhaness, performing his Guitar Concerto No. 1, renowned Armenian singer Charles Aznavour singing everybody’s favorite, La Boheme, LMFAO, and Pitbull will also be at hand to play for those who would like to dance the night away in the Crystal Ballroom. There will also be a polo match with the one and only Prince William and Prince Harry. We will also have Cirque de Soleil performing on the last evening. To close this spectacular event, there will be fireworks while the Los Angeles Philharmonic will perform its finest music. To remember this magnificent party, all the guests will have a choice of taking home with them a Ferrari, Rolls-Royce, Aston Martin,   Tiffany’s Pink Diamond Collection, or De Beer’s Coloured Diamond Collection.  The guest list includes Hovannes Adamian, the inventor of the color TV, Emil Artin, one of the founding fathers of algebra, Bill Gates, the philanthropist, Oprah Winfrey, Anne Hathaway, J.K Rowling, and many more.